Flirtation Navigator Mugs

Singles Bar

"Dude, you need a girlfriend."

I only have eyes for you

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"Swing me with your words."

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Remarkably Richmond

'Did you say psst?.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

Homophone Encounter

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'I can't bear to be without you.'

"The etchings are in the library."

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'Silent type, eh?'

A complimentary biscuit

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

"She said don't forget the straw."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"Wanna do lunch?"