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'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"Swing me with your words."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Did you say psst?.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

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"The etchings are in the library."

'Silent type, eh?'

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Wanna do lunch?"

"Here's a guy who has women falling over him."

'You had me at hell.'

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"

"You literally take my breath away."

"I think she likes me - she says I'm beyond being and nothingness!"

"So, back to my place?"

Jerry realized he had been flirting with Gina's wrong end for the past hour.