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'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

When two philosophers date. So

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"Swing me with your words."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'Did you say psst?.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"The etchings are in the library."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

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"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

'Silent type, eh?'

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Wanna do lunch?"

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"

"Here's a guy who has women falling over him."

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

'You had me at hell.'

Jerry realized he had been flirting with Gina's wrong end for the past hour.

This beer has given me the courage to invite you back to my place. This wine has given me the courage to invite you to drop dead.

"You literally take my breath away."

"I fancy tall men."