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Boyfriend? I've wasted half an hour chatting her up!

'I sent out for everything.'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

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"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'Did you say psst?.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"Swing me with your words."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"The etchings are in the library."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

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"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

'Silent type, eh?'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'I take playing footsie very seriously, Jane. You may have won the first two rounds, but let's make it three out of five.'

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Wanna do lunch?"

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'You had me at hell.'

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

'I love it when you oink dirty to me...'

"The catch of the day, madame, is me!"