Flirtation Strategist Gifts

Boyfriend? I've wasted half an hour chatting her up!

'I sent out for everything.'

I only have eyes for you

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"Swing me with your words."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Did you say psst?.'

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"The etchings are in the library."

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

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"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

'Silent type, eh?'

'I take playing footsie very seriously, Jane. You may have won the first two rounds, but let's make it three out of five.'

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Wanna do lunch?"

"Here's a guy who has women falling over him."

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'