Flirting Strategist Gifts

'So. I noticed you're new here...Some of this equipment can be pretty...Complicated. So, if you need any pointers...Let me know.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Romance

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Why we need poetry. . .

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

I only have eyes for you

"Call me?"

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

You are my sunshine!

'Your place or mine?'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"I wanna be your lapdog."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'I think I've scored.'

Barman In Love.

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."