Flirtation Expert T-Shirts

"Don't get your hopes up, honey. I call everybody 'honey.'"

"It's no use, I can't do it - I only have eyes for you!!"

'Do you wanna read my body language?'

'Sorry. Pickup lines don't work on me.'

'I've always been a bit of a chick magnet.'

'Give the ballerina another drink. . . Well any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina.'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'What are you doing this evening?'

'What you're suggesting is perverted and disgusting. . . For goodness sake, let's do it.'

'Well, a tenner tip isn't bad but to be honest, I'd prefer to spend a night with the lady.'

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

'You asked her to go out with you?', 'Yes, but she says there's a lengthy approval process.'

Jerry realized he had been flirting with Gina's wrong end for the past hour.

'This could be another chapter for my book on easy pickups.'

"The nuts are good, but I have a can of really good nuts back at my place."

When it came to picking up women, Dalton was an utter failure.

"So you sent me this double cappuccino?"

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"

"I bet your legs are nice and warm."

"Here's a guy who has women falling over him."

Social butterfly

"Apparently the way to a man's heart is through his six pack."

"I don't know why I come here. . . there are never any men around!"

"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."

Og didn't have what it took to meet girls.

'Can I buy you a drink?', 'Do whatever you have to do.'

'Well hello there...Care to JOIN me?'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'She's had three husbands,including her own!'

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

'So, is there a Mr. Hot Chick?'

'I must admit, I'm not a perfect fool!'

Personal space.

"Hello. At the risk of being forward, I'm Jim."

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."