Flirting Expert T-Shirts

"Is that you or the beer talking?"

Is that a weapon of mass destruction in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

Lady talking to artist at a party

"Call me?"

'I know this may not be the best time, but has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful eyes?'

'Are they your come to bed eyes or put the rubbish bin out eyes?'

You're the big ladies man, why didn't you say something?'

'Easy Chair.'

'Is that Nat with a G?'

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

Jerry was a highly gifted psychologist. . .

"He's so full of Baloony."

"What kind of weirdo sends a girl pics of their plumage?"

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Romance

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Why we need poetry. . .

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

I only have eyes for you

You are my sunshine!

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"I wanna be your lapdog."

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'