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'Does somebody love me?...It says 'most definitely!' - ''Wow! Ask if something else about your parents.'

"Call me?"

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

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'How much would you take off for cash?'

Catch and release dating.

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Did you say psst?.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"The etchings are in the library."

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'Silent type, eh?'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

Inappropriate horse whispering.

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'Another martini please.'

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."