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'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Call me?"

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"Recess does things to a man."

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

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'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Did you say psst?.'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

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"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"The etchings are in the library."

'Silent type, eh?'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"Wanna do lunch?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"Here's a guy who has women falling over him."

'You had me at hell.'

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'