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'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Call me?"

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Your place or mine?'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"Recess does things to a man."

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

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'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Did you say psst?.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"I'd like to be the cream in your coffee."

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

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"The etchings are in the library."

'Silent type, eh?'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Wanna do lunch?"

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

'You had me at hell.'