Flirtation Psychologist Pillows

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Romance

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Why we need poetry. . .

I only have eyes for you

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"Call me?"

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

You are my sunshine!

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"I wanna be your lapdog."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

Barman In Love.

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'I think I've scored.'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."