Flirtation Explorer Gifts

"Well, I thought you could practice talking to Estella."

"I'm Tia Carmen...but I guess I'm not your tia, so you can just call me Carmen."

"I see you're checking out me booty!"

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

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"Swing me with your words."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

Remarkably Richmond

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Did you say psst?.'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'I can't bear to be without you.'

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"The etchings are in the library."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

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Homophone Encounter

'Silent type, eh?'

A complimentary biscuit

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"