Flirtation Master Gifts

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"I think she likes me - she says I'm beyond being and nothingness!"

"Haven't I visited your web page before?"

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

I only have eyes for you

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'Did you say psst?.'

"Swing me with your words."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

OMG UR HOT

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"The etchings are in the library."

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'Silent type, eh?'

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

'Another martini please.'

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

'That guy is SO tacky.'