Flirt Master Pillows

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'Tip #1: Lift with your legs, not with your back. Wait? What?!'

'What do you like about me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

Naughty at 40!

'That cutie in the car behind is totally checking me out!'

"Ever since I got married women find me attractive."

"Oh, that's my cousin, Trevor... He's always had this animal magnetism..."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Call me?"

You are my sunshine!

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I wanna be your lapdog."

Barman In Love.

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'Shuck me.'

"Arouse Me!"

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"The etchings are in the library."

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"I like a dress that leaves very little to the imagination."

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

"Here's a guy who has women falling over him."

A Discreet Hint.

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

'Good Lord, Tiffany! Where did you learn to lick like that?'

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

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