Flirt Master Pillows

I don't get it. Get what? This bill. Ir's for your premium membership. In the past year, you've met 59 women in my cafe. You winked at all of them, spoke to 52, went home with 39, and dated 12. Nice try. But real life is not Match.com. That'll be $49.95.

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'Tip #1: Lift with your legs, not with your back. Wait? What?!'

'What do you like about me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

Naughty at 40!

'That cutie in the car behind is totally checking me out!'

"Ever since I got married women find me attractive."

"Oh, that's my cousin, Trevor... He's always had this animal magnetism..."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Call me?"

You are my sunshine!

'Your place or mine?'

"I wanna be your lapdog."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Barman In Love.

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'Shuck me.'

'You had me at your first tweet..'

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"The etchings are in the library."

"Arouse Me!"

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"I'd like to be the cream in your coffee."

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"I like a dress that leaves very little to the imagination."

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'Good Lord, Tiffany! Where did you learn to lick like that?'