Romance Strategist Pillows

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

'Efficiency,' he whispered.

'I can't say yes or no now, Steve, but Vince Johnson's option runs out next month.'

"I can't play squash tonight, Ed. I promised Linda I'd put in a little Kama Sutra time with her before the opera."

"Is this Randy the love doctor?" "Speaking. What ails you, sister?" "I spent months mocking this guy, and everyone who likes him ended up resenting me for that. But..." "...But now you've developed feelings for him and you want his people to like you?" "Yes, well the first part. How do I convince him all his people are insane so he'll never believe them and will trust only me?" "I'm about to give you advice that'll sound a lot like hanging up."

'-and tell me,are you a multi-millionaire,mega rich,or just plain rich?'

'I sent out for everything.'

'Sorry JD, there's been a takeover bid.'

'I won't rule out using sex as a weapon, but I do have a 'no first use' policy.'

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

'Democracy? I thought we were spreading love.'

"Jing, I have girl friends...not girlfriends. Getting rid of that small little space isn't easy."

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

The best financial decision I ever made.

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

"Why won't you cuddle?"

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

'Thanks for inviting me round to watch tv. Where is it?'

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

'It would never work, Tommy - you have all the growth funds and mine are all value...'

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

Dating the efficiency expert.

Separations.

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

Mergers or acquisitions.

'And that, in a nutshell, is why men don't understand women.'