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Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

'Efficiency,' he whispered.

'I can't say yes or no now, Steve, but Vince Johnson's option runs out next month.'

"I can't play squash tonight, Ed. I promised Linda I'd put in a little Kama Sutra time with her before the opera."

Our romance started over a chess match. I made the first move.

"Is this Randy the love doctor?" "Speaking. What ails you, sister?" "I spent months mocking this guy, and everyone who likes him ended up resenting me for that. But..." "...But now you've developed feelings for him and you want his people to like you?" "Yes, well the first part. How do I convince him all his people are insane so he'll never believe them and will trust only me?" "I'm about to give you advice that'll sound a lot like hanging up."

'-and tell me,are you a multi-millionaire,mega rich,or just plain rich?'

'I sent out for everything.'

'Sorry JD, there's been a takeover bid.'

'I won't rule out using sex as a weapon, but I do have a 'no first use' policy.'

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

'Democracy? I thought we were spreading love.'

"Jing, I have girl friends...not girlfriends. Getting rid of that small little space isn't easy."

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

The best financial decision I ever made.

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

"Why won't you cuddle?"

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

'Thanks for inviting me round to watch tv. Where is it?'

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

Separations.

Dating the efficiency expert.