Romantic Strategists Pillows

'You're in luck - My parents like you.'

Two gentlemen and a rich widow

Cupid Training School.

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

'I'd like something that would sound impressive to woman.'

Chess breasts.

'I sent out for everything.'

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"Why won't you cuddle?"

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'Thanks for inviting me round to watch tv. Where is it?'

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

Dating the efficiency expert.

'It would never work, Tommy - you have all the growth funds and mine are all value...'

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

Mergers or acquisitions.

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'And that, in a nutshell, is why men don't understand women.'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

'First, you have to stop treating your husband like a child.'

If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.

"But gosh, Ursula, together we'd be exactly what every major advertiser is trying to reach."