Romantic Strategists Mugs

'You're in luck - My parents like you.'

Rudy, just because Laurel hasn't called you back for a couple hours doesn’t mean she isn't into you. Have some patience. Show some backbone. Besides, you should relish this freedom. You could put this time to great use. Like how? Lining up another filly just in case. You're not helping!

Two gentlemen and a rich widow

Cupid Training School.

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

'I'd like something that would sound impressive to woman.'

Chess breasts.

'I sent out for everything.'

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"Why won't you cuddle?"

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

'Thanks for inviting me round to watch tv. Where is it?'

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

Dating the efficiency expert.

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

'It would never work, Tommy - you have all the growth funds and mine are all value...'

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

Mergers or acquisitions.

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'And that, in a nutshell, is why men don't understand women.'

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"