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You've reached Randy The Love Doctor. What ails you? It's an emergency, Doctor Randy! I see a beautiful, sexy, confident, smiling lady at the end of the bar. Hold on, she

'I hear with marriage rates declining, he had to diversify.'

'She didn't say she'd go out with me, but she left the door open for further negotiations.'

'Keep it simple, cupid!'

'Why darling, I'll need more time to consider! Why, darling, I'll need more time to consider!'

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"There's a girl at work and I was thinking of asking her out, but she has a boyfriend."

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'I sent out for everything.'

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"Why won't you cuddle?"

'Thanks for inviting me round to watch tv. Where is it?'

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

'It would never work, Tommy - you have all the growth funds and mine are all value...'

Dating the efficiency expert.

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

Mergers or acquisitions.

'And that, in a nutshell, is why men don't understand women.'