Love Strategists Mugs

'I hear with marriage rates declining, he had to diversify.'

'She didn't say she'd go out with me, but she left the door open for further negotiations.'

'Keep it simple, cupid!'

'Why darling, I'll need more time to consider! Why, darling, I'll need more time to consider!'

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"There's a girl at work and I was thinking of asking her out, but she has a boyfriend."

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'I sent out for everything.'

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"Why won't you cuddle?"

'Thanks for inviting me round to watch tv. Where is it?'

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

Dating the efficiency expert.

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

'It would never work, Tommy - you have all the growth funds and mine are all value...'

Mergers or acquisitions.

'And that, in a nutshell, is why men don't understand women.'

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

'First, you have to stop treating your husband like a child.'

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."