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'Find out if she would have like me if I hadn't asked so many people.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

The best financial decision I ever made.

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"Why won't you cuddle?"

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

'Thanks for inviting me round to watch tv. Where is it?'

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A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

Separations.

Dating the efficiency expert.

'It would never work, Tommy - you have all the growth funds and mine are all value...'

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

Mergers or acquisitions.

'And that, in a nutshell, is why men don't understand women.'

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Agreed. We'll reduce our arsenal of insults, jibes and grievances by one-third but will be permitted to stockpile them for use should the need arise."

"But gosh, Ursula, together we'd be exactly what every major advertiser is trying to reach."