Online Flirt Prints

Online dating: How big is your dongle?

"Oh, dear, another naughty tweet from 'Red Hot Momma"...I wish you'd stop doing that, Miriam!"

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Romance

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Right click for yes...

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Why we need poetry. . .

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

I only have eyes for you

"Call me?"

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

You are my sunshine!

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"I wanna be your lapdog."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Barman In Love.

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"