Science Flirt Pillows

Add some scientific charm to their space with cozy pillows adorned with witty, science-based humor. These pillows are both fun and comfortable—great for lounging and sparking conversations.

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'Here, take my number. Of course it's 6.02 X 10^23. I'm frickin' Avogardo! Ha! Get it? It's my number!'

'Here, take my number. Of course it's 6.02 X 10^23. I'm frickin' Avogardo! Ha! Get it? It's my number!' mockup

'Here, take my number. Of course it's 6.02 X 10^23. I'm frickin' Avogardo! Ha! Get it? It's my number!'

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'Physicists talking dirty'

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'That's very sweet of you, Professor Grossmertz, but love is only a theory.'

'That's very sweet of you, Professor Grossmertz, but love is only a theory.' mockup

'That's very sweet of you, Professor Grossmertz, but love is only a theory.'

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'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?' mockup

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

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"I wanna be your lapdog."

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"Recess does things to a man."

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'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

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"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me." mockup

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

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"Call me, Ishmael."

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'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.' mockup

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

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"Arouse Me!"

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'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!' mockup

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

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"I like a dress that leaves very little to the imagination."

"I like a dress that leaves very little to the imagination." mockup

"I like a dress that leaves very little to the imagination."

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"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!" mockup

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

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'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!' mockup

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

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'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.' mockup

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

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'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?' mockup

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

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'Good Lord, Tiffany! Where did you learn to lick like that?'

'Good Lord, Tiffany! Where did you learn to lick like that?' mockup

'Good Lord, Tiffany! Where did you learn to lick like that?'

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'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!' mockup

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

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'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?' mockup

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

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'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.' mockup

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

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"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?" mockup

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

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Wildlife Refuge

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'Actually, I hate places like this.' mockup

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

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Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel. mockup

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

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"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!" mockup

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

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"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?" mockup

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

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'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line) mockup

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

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"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?" mockup

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

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"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..." mockup

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

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"You really know how to push my buttons."

"You really know how to push my buttons." mockup

"You really know how to push my buttons."

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'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?' mockup

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

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'Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum.'

'Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum.' mockup

'Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum.'

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'You'd be the wind beneath my wings if I could fly.'

'You'd be the wind beneath my wings if I could fly.' mockup

'You'd be the wind beneath my wings if I could fly.'

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'I hope I'm not embarrassing you when I say that I found your company's latest earnings report very sexy.'

'I hope I'm not embarrassing you when I say that I found your company's latest earnings report very sexy.' mockup

'I hope I'm not embarrassing you when I say that I found your company's latest earnings report very sexy.'

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Science Flirt Pillows Collection

Science Flirt Mugs

Looking for more science flirt gifts? Explore our collection of mugs that combine humor, science, and style—perfect for every science enthusiast's morning boost.

Science Flirt Prints

Browse our charming prints that celebrate the fun side of science—great for decorating and sparking conversations.

Science Flirt T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts designed for science flirts—clever, stylish, and perfect for making a playful statement wherever they go.