Space Flirt Pillows

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Recess does things to a man."

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'You had me at your first tweet..'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

My husband doesn´t understand you.

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

Department of Foreign Affairs Foreign Affairs staff and their Mistresses from various parts of the World,having some fun in the office, witnessed by a stunned member of the public.

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

"You look sharp, like a carefully aged Cheddar."

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Ma? I met someone!"

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'

'Sir, you're not going to believe this but the vatican is preparing to move into our territory.'

'Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum.'

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

"You really know how to push my buttons."

'That's very sweet of you, Professor Grossmertz, but love is only a theory.'

'There are plenty of fish in the sea and I just got myself some fresh bait!'

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"

"Would it disturb you if I sang?"

'Who says suave sophistication is dead?'