Space Flirt T-Shirts

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Recess does things to a man."

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

My husband doesn´t understand you.

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

Department of Foreign Affairs Foreign Affairs staff and their Mistresses from various parts of the World,having some fun in the office, witnessed by a stunned member of the public.

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'

"You look sharp, like a carefully aged Cheddar."

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Ma? I met someone!"

'Sir, you're not going to believe this but the vatican is preparing to move into our territory.'

'Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum.'

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

"You really know how to push my buttons."

'That's very sweet of you, Professor Grossmertz, but love is only a theory.'

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"

Compound Interest

'Who says suave sophistication is dead?'

'There are plenty of fish in the sea and I just got myself some fresh bait!'

"Would it disturb you if I sang?"