Space Romantic T-Shirts

"Ma? I met someone!"

"We've made great progress!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Marry me astronaut

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Cosmonaut

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Astronaut love

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

"Are there space-babes?"

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"Have you been bathing in moonlight?"

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Rocket science for beginners.

Director: US Space Research.

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

Bassoon musical instrument.

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'

'Hi - We're here to be adopted by Angelina Jolie!'

The Marie Kondo landfill