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"Ma? I met someone!"

"We've made great progress!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Marry me astronaut

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Cosmonaut

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

Astronaut love

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

"Are there space-babes?"

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Director: US Space Research.

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

The Marie Kondo landfill

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'

Jet Pack

Honeyhuman Suite