Love In Space T-Shirts

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"We've made great progress!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Cosmonaut

Science fiction fans on other planets

The Milky Way (Detail)

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Astronaut love

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

"Take us to a cool, out-of-the-way leader real locals go to."

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Director: US Space Research.

Space Cat

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

"Ma? I met someone!"

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'

Humans and aliens have landed on new planet at the same time.

The Marie Kondo landfill