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"Tinder sucks up here."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Take me to your mechanic."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Marry me astronaut

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Dancing with the Star Wars

Science fiction fans on other planets

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

Newborn Cosmonaut

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

Christmas on Other Planets.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Did you bring more cars?"

"Are we there yet?"

"Let's find a planet with a better rating."

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

"You used to be way more attractive!"

Galaxy line - leaving Milky Way - entering Andromeda