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"Not if you were the LAST glorf on Fignoid!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Take me to your mechanic."

Marry me astronaut

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Did you bring more cars?"

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

"Let's find a planet with a better rating."

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

'Ms Grimski, prepare to invade earth.'

"Are we there yet?"

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Galaxy line - leaving Milky Way - entering Andromeda

Spaceman (outside his ship) looking at aliens on a planet.

'If anybody's gotta go, this is the time to speak up.'