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"Not if you were the LAST glorf on Fignoid!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Marry me astronaut

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

Christmas on Other Planets.

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Did you bring more cars?"

Galaxy line - leaving Milky Way - entering Andromeda

'Ms Grimski, prepare to invade earth.'

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

"Let's find a planet with a better rating."

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

"Are we there yet?"

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

Spaceman (outside his ship) looking at aliens on a planet.

What NASA is not telling us...