Cosmic Flirt T-Shirts

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Marry me astronaut

Quantum Psychic

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

Astronaut love

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

First Contact

Climbing to the moon...

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

"Are there space-babes?"

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Space Shuttle.

"...but that equals 243 Earth days!"

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

"Remember, there's an additional charge if you don't refill the tank before you return it."

Lust in Space.

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

"You really know how to push my buttons."

"It's boring up here. The moon just has no atmosphere."

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

"Orbistic medicine? You treat whole planets? I never heard of such a thing."

String Theory Lab

'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.'

I can give you the Moon.

"Bloody hell Mavis, the earth DID move!"