Cosmic Flirt Mugs

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Marry me astronaut

Quantum Psychic

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

Romance of Radio Astronomy

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

Astronaut love

Climbing to the moon...

First Contact

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"Are there space-babes?"

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Space Shuttle.

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

Actually, I think you looked better with Atlantis.

"...but that equals 243 Earth days!"

"Remember, there's an additional charge if you don't refill the tank before you return it."

Lust in Space.

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

"Orbistic medicine? You treat whole planets? I never heard of such a thing."

"It's boring up here. The moon just has no atmosphere."

I can give you the Moon.

"You really know how to push my buttons."

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.'

String Theory Lab