Cosmic Romantic Mugs

"Are there space-babes?"

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'Thanks, I had a great time. Just remember: What happens in Venus, stays in Venus.'

Marry me astronaut

Astronaut love

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Quantum Psychic

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

First Contact

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

Carbon Dating.

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Man Reading story 'U.F.O. Sighted' with alien peeking over his shoulder.

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Space Shuttle.

"Ma? I met someone!"

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

"...but that equals 243 Earth days!"

Honeyhuman Suite