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The Real Housewives of Alpha Centauri

"Word is he's from Earth, but too embarrassed to admit it."

Marry me astronaut

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"It's a party Jim, but not as we know it!"

Directions to the Bar.

Cheerleaders from another planet

Planeterrium.

I never finished our book. Me neither. I was reading another one. Me too. Totally addictive. Then let's choose that one for next month. Great. Facebook works for me! It's bookmarked!

Boozing aliens!

Love hate relationship on the planet Zoltan.

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

Zapped Spaceship.

"To tell the truth, I wish this place hadn't caught on with the werewolves!"

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

"I always wanted power, but now, I don't know, the trappings of power may be enough."

"I thought I told you to take your new pet outside. Now it's drilling holes in the furniture!"

Lifestyles of the rich and famous... lifestyles of everyone else.

Gossip Of The Stars.

Champagne Lifestyle on a lemonade income.

'Nice little planet you've got here - How'd you like to make sure nothing HAPPENS to it?'

Dog has cellphone. Woman says to man: 'I think he likes you. Look, he wants to swap mobile numbers.'

'Please meet my dear wife, my very dear wife.'

Astronaut at computer Myspace.

'Don't bother Daddy — he just got blackballed from the Hanseatic League.'

"Mister Bones?!"

'How about coming back to my place, to look at my I-chings? '

OPTIMISTS' CLUB, 'They said they never expected ME to show up.'

Why is no one accepting my friend requests? The Facebook page of Dorian Gray.

"Not if you were the LAST glorf on Fignoid!"