Intergalactic Socialite Gifts

The Real Housewives of Alpha Centauri

"Word is he's from Earth, but too embarrassed to admit it."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Marry me astronaut

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

Directions to the Bar.

Planeterrium.

Cheerleaders from another planet

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

Zapped Spaceship.

Love hate relationship on the planet Zoltan.

Boozing aliens!

"To tell the truth, I wish this place hadn't caught on with the werewolves!"

"I always wanted power, but now, I don't know, the trappings of power may be enough."

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

"I thought I told you to take your new pet outside. Now it's drilling holes in the furniture!"

Gossip Of The Stars.

Lifestyles of the rich and famous... lifestyles of everyone else.

Champagne Lifestyle on a lemonade income.

'Nice little planet you've got here - How'd you like to make sure nothing HAPPENS to it?'

Dog has cellphone. Woman says to man: 'I think he likes you. Look, he wants to swap mobile numbers.'

Astronaut at computer Myspace.

'Don't bother Daddy — he just got blackballed from the Hanseatic League.'

"Mister Bones?!"

'Please meet my dear wife, my very dear wife.'

'How about coming back to my place, to look at my I-chings? '

OPTIMISTS' CLUB, 'They said they never expected ME to show up.'

"I hope my wife doesn't see this."

"Not if you were the LAST glorf on Fignoid!"

'I'm terribly sorry but white socks and sandals is against our restaurants' dress code.'