Intergalactic Party Goer Gifts

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Take me to your mechanic."

The devil you know and his plus one

Marry me astronaut

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Did you bring more cars?"

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

"Let's find a planet with a better rating."

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

"Are we there yet?"

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

Galaxy line - leaving Milky Way - entering Andromeda