Party Astronaut Gifts

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Beers

Shaken not stirred

That party went well.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

Whale Piñata.

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

Join me in a Caiprinha!

Join me in a beer?

Signs of prehistoric party behavior.

'How about this for the masked ball?'

Happy Days are here again

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'