Party Astronaut T-Shirts

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Beers

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis

That party went well.

"I, TikTok."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Karataoke

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Whine and cheezed party."

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

Whale Piñata.

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

Join me in a Caiprinha!

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

Pinata Zombies

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Join me in a beer?

Signs of prehistoric party behavior.

Party balloons. Looks like an inside job. Helium.

'How about this for the masked ball?'