Space-themed Party T-Shirts

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

Astronaut

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"It makes you look old."

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

Crime Writer's Society.

"I never expected to collide into you!"

Remember, what happens in Roswell, stays in Roswell.

"It's a party Jim, but not as we know it!"

USS Party Time.

It's another toga party

Balloon Dog

"You probably don't need to specify 'toga party'."

"Give me liberty, or give me just one sec."

"Shark? No, got it caught trying to fix the blender for banana daiquiris."

"Have ye seen the white donkey?"

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

"I'm trying to figure out the right headache-inducing place for my birthday."

Boozing aliens!

"Did you hear about Henderson? He went out with his fly open."

"Oh my God, Harold! Is it Friday night again already?"

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

"How do you know how old God is?"

"That story reminds me of the time I walked on the moon."

Witching Hour

And we have...lift off.

The Olympic torch hindered by scrap metal thefts.

Hoppy Hour 5-7. Seriously? How many people do you get in here who actually dress up as Hopalong Cassidy?