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Boozing aliens!

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Marry me astronaut

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"I wonder if there will be unintelligent life on Earth?"

"It's a party Jim, but not as we know it!"

Remember, what happens in Roswell, stays in Roswell.

Astronaut

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

Santa Meets an Alien

Chugger on the Moon

"I thought you said what happens in another galazy, stays in another galaxy."

Cheerleaders from another planet

Space Orchestra

Moon pies.

Recent Evidence for the Existence of Dogs

Devils in hell bang on the ceiling as the angels upstairs are being too noisy.

"We've bookmarked your planet in case we want to come back."

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

"He's the life and body of the party"

"Look, just let me do it!"

Alien GPS

Cheese of all nations - and some from outer space.

The Real Housewives of Alpha Centauri