Intergalactic Partygoers T-Shirts

Boozing aliens!

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Marry me astronaut

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

"I wonder if there will be unintelligent life on Earth?"

Astronaut

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

Chugger on the Moon

Santa Meets an Alien

"I thought you said what happens in another galazy, stays in another galaxy."

Cheerleaders from another planet

Space Orchestra

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

Moon pies.

"We've bookmarked your planet in case we want to come back."

Devils in hell bang on the ceiling as the angels upstairs are being too noisy.

Recent Evidence for the Existence of Dogs

"Look, just let me do it!"

"He's the life and body of the party"

Alien GPS

Susie...are we even on the right planet?

Cheese of all nations - and some from outer space.