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"He says we're too late - Elvis is dead!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Marry me astronaut

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"I wonder if there will be unintelligent life on Earth?"

"It's a party Jim, but not as we know it!"

Santa Meets an Alien

Chugger on the Moon

"I thought you said what happens in another galazy, stays in another galaxy."

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

Bassoon musical instrument.

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

Space Orchestra

"We've bookmarked your planet in case we want to come back."

Boozing aliens!

Cellist on Mars

Satellite radio DJ Lenny Purtz.

'They're more advanced than I thought. It only took him five seconds to refold that map.'

NASA, 'Now, don't panic, but I think we got a parking ticket.'

"Look, just let me do it!"

Alien GPS

Susie...are we even on the right planet?

'We come in pieces.'

12 billion years ago...4 billion years ago.

Music in Space.

Anyone need to go?

'He's fast on the board and all, but are you sure he's been okayed by immigration?'

"The truth is, I really can't stand world music!"

"You're not thinking intergalactic, Olson!"