Interstellar Musician T-Shirts

Bassoon musical instrument.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Boptimism

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

How Glaciations Begin

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

An amplified harp

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

Double bass in space

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Alien Painting Moon

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

"Y'all look like dog people to me."

Spiro & Pusho meet an alien.

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'

Spaceman walking dog on the moon.

Planet is a target.

Alpha Centauri

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"B*****d!"

Wind Warning on the moon.

"Are you seeing what I'm seeing?" "...No hydrants."

Space Orchestra

'Sir, you're not going to believe this but the vatican is preparing to move into our territory.'

'Brilliant disguise, Agent X.'

Alien Magician