Interstellar Style Lover T-Shirts

Cartoon showing the clothes worn by aliens on other planets (They are remarkably similar to those here on earth).

Marry me astronaut

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

Solar Flares

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

Fortune Tellers Convention

Bassoon musical instrument.

'Found another earth-like planet. But just like the others, it doesn't allow pets.'

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

Space Orchestra

The Red Shift/The Purple Muu-Muu

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

"Take me to your tailor."

Frontispiece to 'A Book of Bargains' by V O'Sullivan- Depicts an Apparition from one of the Stories

NASA, 'Now, don't panic, but I think we got a parking ticket.'

Annie Lennox

Eccentrically dressed husband says to quiet, timid looking wife: 'Now, don't embarrass me!'

'I'm going for that scholarly look while I try to quit smoking. They're nicotine patches.'

God uses the universe as a reading light.

Guide to astronomical marine life.

Madonna

Music in Space.

'They say that Earl liked wearing those giant, foam cowboy hats down on earth,'

'We come in pieces.'

This year we all got beards!

"Not bad, Marko - you made best-dressed on the ten worst-dressed list."

Planet Football

'Can You Describe It?'

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

Here Was Peter

'I'm terribly sorry but white socks and sandals is against our restaurants' dress code.'