Galactic Fashion Lover T-Shirts

The Red Shift/The Purple Muu-Muu

'Teenagers!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Save Our Universe

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Cybergoth.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

The Hooligan.

"I opted for the upgrades."

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"Whose tie?"

'I like a man in a suit.'

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"In space, there is no sound. Except those - we can still hear those @#%* things."

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

Shuttle wash

"Take me to your tailor."

"Well that's just great!! Five years looking for new life and civilizations and all we find is that space is just a giant vacuum!!"

Satellite radio DJ Lenny Purtz.

Cartoon showing the clothes worn by aliens on other planets (They are remarkably similar to those here on earth).

Clothing on other planets

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

'It's strictly catch and release, but Coconut Shrimp is great bait.'

"I should stop buying shoes."

The Real Housewives of Alpha Centauri

Pretty Soon: Our new friends from space will give us pretty things to wear!

'An astronaut's pay isn't great, but we make a lot in mileage allowances.'

"We're from the galactic peace corps. We're here to help you simplify your partisan election process."

'I'm very much hoping they don't ban covering oneself in black from head to foot.'

Bearded Man

These are perfect. I'll take them.

'When are we going caving again?'