Galactic Dog Lover T-Shirts

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"We've made great progress!"

Marry me astronaut

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Save Our Universe

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Cosmonaut

Astronaut love

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Director: US Space Research.

Rocket science for beginners.

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

A dog biscuit

Taking the Dog for a Walk

Planeterrium.

Bassoon musical instrument.

'Hi - We're here to be adopted by Angelina Jolie!'

"Take me to David Bowie."

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"

'Found another earth-like planet. But just like the others, it doesn't allow pets.'

The Marie Kondo landfill

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."

"But I'm feb up looking sinister all the time"

"In space, there is no sound. Except those - we can still hear those @#%* things."

'When the aliens abducted and probed me, they said I was fine. But I'd like a second opinion.'

Bowling ball earth

Alien zaps the earth, which then punctures like a balloon.

"Scientists have discovered a new planet the size of ours, which may have an atmosphere, liquid water, and no firm policy on illegal aliens."

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