Galactic Dog Lover Gifts

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"We've made great progress!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Save Our Universe

Marry me astronaut

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Cosmonaut

Astronaut love

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Director: US Space Research.

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."

Bassoon musical instrument.

The Marie Kondo landfill

Taking the Dog for a Walk

'Found another earth-like planet. But just like the others, it doesn't allow pets.'

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"

Planeterrium.

A dog biscuit

"Take me to David Bowie."

"In space, there is no sound. Except those - we can still hear those @#%* things."

'When the aliens abducted and probed me, they said I was fine. But I'd like a second opinion.'

"But I'm feb up looking sinister all the time"

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

Alien zaps the earth, which then punctures like a balloon.

Bowling ball earth

"Scientists have discovered a new planet the size of ours, which may have an atmosphere, liquid water, and no firm policy on illegal aliens."

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