Dog Lover In Space Gifts

Astronaut steps in dog poop.

"We've made great progress!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Cosmonaut

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

Astronaut love

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Director: US Space Research.

Rocket science for beginners.

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

Space Cat

"This dog has wheels!"

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

Bassoon musical instrument.

The Marie Kondo landfill

Planeterrium.

Taking the Dog for a Walk

"Take me to David Bowie."

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."

'Found another earth-like planet. But just like the others, it doesn't allow pets.'

'Hi - We're here to be adopted by Angelina Jolie!'

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"

"Listen, girl: It's been three days, we're lost and out of food. I need you to find a radio that has the Bruins game on ..."

Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

On the bright side, Luther could now distinguish between meteors and meteorites.

Alien zaps the earth, which then punctures like a balloon.

'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.'

'Hiya, spaceman.'