Galactic Pet Lovers Gifts

Taking the Dog for a Walk

"He was a sea rescue."

Save Our Universe

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

When Pugs dream.

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

"Have I got a cat for you!"

Honeyhuman Suite

'Found another earth-like planet. But just like the others, it doesn't allow pets.'

Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

"Too goth?"

Planeterrium.

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

"In space, there is no sound. Except those - we can still hear those @#%* things."

"Step on it, Roger!"

String Theory Lab

Itchy Butt 50

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

Recent Evidence for the Existence of Dogs

A Skinny Dog

Shuttle wash

'If three-fourths of the world is covered with water, what am I doing in this stupid bowl?'

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

Bankers walking his piggy bank.

"I thought I told you to take your new pet outside. Now it's drilling holes in the furniture!"

'It's humiliating - nobody else in this street takes their budgie walkies!'

"The moon used to be a ghostly, unreachable companion in the night sky..."

Retro Beehive kitty.

"Why on earth do all these cats feel the need to post 15 pictures a day of their humans?"