Intergalactic Pet Owner T-Shirts

"I thought I told you to take your new pet outside. Now it's drilling holes in the furniture!"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Marry me astronaut

"Take me to your mechanic."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Did you bring more cars?"

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

"Let's find a planet with a better rating."

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

"Are we there yet?"

Galaxy line - leaving Milky Way - entering Andromeda

Spaceman (outside his ship) looking at aliens on a planet.

'Is it true that you people give tax breaks for minority-owned businesses?'