Space-bound Fashionista T-Shirts

"I should stop buying shoes."

'Teenagers!'

Sir Winston Churchill

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"I opted for the upgrades."

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

Where Pleather Comes From

"Whose tie?"

"Wait? I thought it was a 'look'?"

Ass-less Chaps

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"Houston we have a problem...Andy's mom knitted his space suit."

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

Virtual Super-Model.

Sub-Zero Gravity

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

The Red Shift/The Purple Muu-Muu

Relax, it's fake fur.

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

"Eighty percent polyester."

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

"Take me to your tailor."

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

Steampunk

Clothing on other planets

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!