Planetary Fashionistas T-Shirts

'Teenagers!'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

"I opted for the upgrades."

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

"I'm your sun!"

Bad Hare Day

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'

"Whose tie?"

Company picnics offer ample evidence why office dress codes are a sound idea.

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'

I took up antkeeping.

Lily Costume

'The big guy wants to see you.'

Casual day in Antarctica.

Sub-Zero Gravity

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

The Red Shift/The Purple Muu-Muu

"Eighty percent polyester."

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

"I guess they really are permanent."

"Take me to your tailor."

Most folks just go with the white.

Clothing on other planets

"How weird is it?"

Clothes Encounters.

"This suit cost 12,000,000,000,000 space credits."

Cartoon showing the clothes worn by aliens on other planets (They are remarkably similar to those here on earth).

The Country Wedding.

"Which way to the House Good Taste, Mac?"