Celestial Fashionistas T-Shirts

"Can't believe they didn't have your size."

'Teenagers!'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"I opted for the upgrades."

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

"Whose tie?"

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

"I guess they really are permanent."

"Eighty percent polyester."

Sub-Zero Gravity

'I hate it when she gets perms'

"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."

Marriage Heaven

"Take me to your tailor."

Clothes Encounters.

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

Cartoon showing the clothes worn by aliens on other planets (They are remarkably similar to those here on earth).

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

"This suit cost 12,000,000,000,000 space credits."

Clothing on other planets

'So, where's the mall?'

Most folks just go with the white.

The Real Housewives of Alpha Centauri

'That's beautiful. Where can I get one?'

'Hot pink would have been more slimming.'

Until recently an angel was rewarded with wings. Today he is dressed by Lagerfeld.

"The Senior Center hated the new look but the Middle School went ballistic."

"I should stop buying shoes."

'The halo is nice, but I would've preferred a tiara.'

Pretty Soon: Our new friends from space will give us pretty things to wear!

"Wow, you look so macho in your uniform, dear."

"Why didn't I always wear a dress?"